Ohh. Is that a threat, Lieutenant Morgan? Maybe I should call 9-1-1. I might be more worried if you weren’t seeing double.
Please, Dexter. You don’t even know what you’re dealing with here. I still have my gun on me.
You’re going to be hating yourself in the morning. I, on the other hand, will be finding it absolutely hilarious.
I will cut you.
Oh god, I can’t even try to stay on anymore. I’m so tired that I can barely keep my eyes open, and keeping them open is making them water. Like this if I owe you - I’m off tomorrow so I’ll hop on and get shit done.
Ah! I’m Michael. I’m just a drag Queen! Leave me alone!
You’re a drag queen? …Really?
What did I do!? Oh god don’t kill me please
Who the fuck are you?
I feel like the only person out of my followers thatdoesn’twatch Teen Wolf… aside from the fact that I live in Australia and I’m not even getting the new episode here until like the end of the year… Should I start watching it?
It’s an interesting show. Kind of corny sometimes, but it’s amusing to watch if there’s nothing else to watch, to me, anyway. I don’t really have an obsessive personality, so I don’t see the need to freak out about it.
ooc: ignore any awful spelling errors from me. I was stuck at work at 4 in the morning for a 1pm shift, then worked until 8pm, so I’m a little loopy.