dexter-morgan-miamimetro:

Ohh.  Is that a threat, Lieutenant Morgan?  Maybe I should call 9-1-1.  I might be more worried if you weren’t seeing double.

Please, Dexter. You don’t even know what you’re dealing with here. I still have my gun on me. 

(Source: askdeborahmorgan)

deadthingsloveyou:

needglam:

If I could have feelings at all, I’d have them for Deb.

It’s funny to see that sometimes she goes over one shoulder and other times over the other. Debster is the ship of extreme huggles.

dexter-morgan-miamimetro:

You’re going to be hating yourself in the morning.  I, on the other hand, will be finding it absolutely hilarious.

I will cut you.

(Source: askdeborahmorgan)

Oh god, I can’t even try to stay on anymore. I’m so tired that I can barely keep my eyes open, and keeping them open is making them water. Like this if I owe you - I’m off tomorrow so I’ll hop on and get shit done. 

thestarofreno:

Ah! I’m Michael. I’m just a drag Queen! Leave me alone!

You’re a drag queen? …Really?

thestarofreno:

What did I do!? Oh god don’t kill me please

Who the fuck are you?

thestarofreno:

FLEE

thestarofreno:

kat-halliwell:

I feel like the only person out of my followers thatdoesn’twatch Teen Wolf… aside from the fact that I live in Australia and I’m not even getting the new episode here until like the end of the year… Should I start watching it?

It’s an interesting show. Kind of corny sometimes, but it’s amusing to watch if there’s nothing else to watch, to me, anyway. I don’t really have an obsessive personality, so I don’t see the need to freak out about it. 

ooc: ignore any awful spelling errors from me. I was stuck at work at 4 in the morning for a 1pm shift, then worked until 8pm, so I’m a little loopy.